Tinseltown Nanny

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Written, sang, rapped, acted, and edited by me :)


Thanks to Duffy for composing and playing the Mary Poppins-esque music:

Rap music mixed over royalty free track by muah :)

"Tinseltown Nanny"
lyrics:

Now Suri, we must study your Dianetics Book
Suri: But I don't want to!
Young lady, that is not allowed
We must make tom and katie proud

Millions of years ago,
The alien Xenu
Collected all his people
And then he threw

Them all around a volcano
Bringing bombs in his machines
And blew them all to smithereens!

Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil
Over your faces So you will stay pale
You must remember it's not funny, stay away from where it's sunny
Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty foot balcony

Lindsay, I think I have the best thing for you
A Luie Vaton chastity belt with an alcohol detector too.
Now I know I have a matching mussle somewhere or another
It's perfect for your big mouth mother.

Break it down now!
You know, Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama going down with celeb train wrecks
They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux.

But supress
That thought for a minute
The ones that clean their act up and then claim they did it
I'm the one who saved their asses all from being committed
But of course they won't admit it
Cause they hope they'll get aquited.

The nanny
the nanny
the nanny to the stars
(2x)

Lynn Spears was my client for some time
I took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime.
But then my contract ran out, she thought she'd do it herself
And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self help.

I got my work on my mind and I aint too hard to find
You got the dough, I got the time. And this aint no nursery rhyme.

They call me Tinsel Town Nanny
Double T to the N
Otherwise known as Nanny P

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: March 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Author: VenetianPrincess

Length: 00:02:51
Rating: 4.71
Views: 1480515

Tags: venetianprincess celebrity spoof parody mary poppins suri cruise tom katie holmes lindsay lohan michael jackson

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
bakachaka (December 5, 2008 at 12:49 am)
Im not convinced at all that this is "A one woman"production"but if it is then you have alot of directing and editing talent.But your a utube star so you know that. The acting is pretty good (facial expressions)and the singing is only ok for me.All around i keep coming back.oh yea you are a pretty girl are your lips real?
0meghan1 (December 5, 2008 at 12:16 am)
ur funny! u should do an HSM3 song... i could help u with the lyrics!
anthonyandianfan123 (December 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm)
i love ur videos!!!

ur so funny and kinda my roemodle...... um yeah byeee!!!
stripedtigers (December 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm)
awsome1
abc123giveit2me (December 4, 2008 at 9:25 pm)
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved
LuvMyDog95 (December 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm)
lol fave parts
:45-:48
1:03-1:19
and ALL of the hip hop/rap part XD
jworingen (December 4, 2008 at 7:27 pm)
wow her voice makes the hair on my neck standup, and those lips..yummy.
Kirkylee101 (December 4, 2008 at 7:09 pm)
Copy this message
1.hold ur breath now
2.Post this message to another video while holding your breath,if you make it you're a great kisser
ilovedrago (December 4, 2008 at 6:16 pm)
i love your mouth lol!!
your the best singing ever!!!
I SUBSCRIBE|!!!!VERY VERY VERY VERY
VERY VERY VERY GOOD
wickstrand666 (December 4, 2008 at 6:12 pm)
i love it