The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'

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Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Author: TheOnion

Length: 00:01:51
Rating: 4.85
Views: 236560

Tags: gays news the onion don't ask tell military

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
alex8711 (December 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm)
Seven
gigantor21 (December 2, 2008 at 2:48 pm)
Does that make you worth 14 straights? Or 3 and 1/2? XD
DeathStarsAndLOTR (December 2, 2008 at 2:39 pm)
hahaha "seven"
jonathanbain14 (December 1, 2008 at 8:01 pm)
lol i found that hilarious and im bi XD
snager80 (December 1, 2008 at 7:48 pm)
their pure and unsoiled minds cannot be made to handle the brutal sights and sounds of war, their snow-white baby-horse coats must NOT be bloodied.
xXkingcameronXx (November 30, 2008 at 11:08 pm)
Who gives a shit? They're gay.
gis2326 (November 30, 2008 at 6:36 pm)
"Seven"

Rofl
manofhugefire (November 30, 2008 at 6:24 pm)
haha omg this if fucking great
god bless america and her gays
Tardman984 (November 30, 2008 at 3:58 pm)
r u a guy?
Britty5096 (November 30, 2008 at 2:07 pm)
"seven."