Star Wars Gangsta Rap 2

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A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it.

Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it.

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incomprehensible Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: February 15, 2007 at 9:32 pm
Author: 259

Length: 00:02:29
Rating: 4.82
Views: 9737634

Tags: star wars gangsta rap gangster music video dark side luke skywalker darth vader ben kenobi obi-wan jar binks yoda lando

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
pieman29pie (December 2, 2008 at 2:30 pm)
hold your breath and copy this
- then post it to another video without letting out your breath.
- if you can do this your a great kisser!
WolfHawkins (December 2, 2008 at 12:10 pm)
Whoo! This video kicked ass!
aniwaii (December 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm)
Yoda xD omg 5 Stars
kingofcraig (December 2, 2008 at 9:43 am)
this is great
leeroynaggins (December 2, 2008 at 8:52 am)
YouTube is the pop culture meat grinder...
superarturo (December 2, 2008 at 7:33 am)
100% funny lol
cheeseyness1 (December 2, 2008 at 6:38 am)
lol wat a funny vid its probly best one i ever seen 5/5
klzeeeh (December 2, 2008 at 3:51 am)
brilliant rofl
neil9739 (December 2, 2008 at 2:25 am)
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy lmao
that makes me nearly cry, because it sounds exactly like my brother!
kipperthefrog2 (December 1, 2008 at 9:52 pm)
one of the best I have seen!