(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear

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This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 21, 2006 at 12:18 am
Author: vinsage

Length: 00:03:32
Rating: 4.66
Views: 4020071

Tags: james blunt beautiful comedy kevin sage project

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
themuffin83 (August 30, 2008 at 2:20 am)
he's hot as!
philldog3 (August 30, 2008 at 12:30 am)
lmao best vid man nice
ginoski (August 29, 2008 at 11:27 pm)
i very very beautifull i like it
zamrock20 (August 29, 2008 at 11:22 pm)
nice one
steviepalo7 (August 29, 2008 at 10:43 pm)
omg so damn rong
pclose11 (August 29, 2008 at 10:10 pm)
turned out she was a man hahaha
2Nicamos (August 29, 2008 at 9:19 pm)
jaja very good
rayray0123 (August 29, 2008 at 8:39 pm)
lol i love it
hiphopblondie (August 29, 2008 at 7:31 pm)
lol! did u sing that urself?
hyrys (August 29, 2008 at 7:16 pm)
lol