Asian Men: Can't Get Girls?! Can't Get White Chicks?!

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WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS ONE BIG JOKE!
because, honestly, the topic at hand is one big joke! -- If you're one of those too proud and extremely sensitive Asian males or are easily offended by bad Asian accents, bad acting, slapping, and bad hairstyles, please refrain from watching this video! Viewer discretion is strongly advised! **Hugs**

This is my response to the brave Asian men who have stated (on YouTube) that their Asian ethnicity is the reason for the following:
1. Having trouble dating.
2. Not being able to get girls.
3. Not being able to get "white" girls?!?!?!

I know everyone is entitled to their rightful opinion and preferences but PLEASE take into account that:
1. Asian women are hot!
2. Latino women are hot!
3. Ebony women are hot!
4. Human beings have the ability to be hot!

You may miss out on your true love with narrow preferences. :(

Since you said, "Because I am Asian" -- your bitchassness has opened up a discussion that has allowed people to try to explain the "because you're Asian" nonsense using empty generic advice and condescending remarks.

"It's in your culture"
"You're too reserved"
"You're too shy"
"You're too observant"
"You're too respectful"
"You're too feminine"

Basically, nice ways of saying "You're a big hairy vagina." :( :(

Since you decided to pull the "Asian" card. You've passively pulled the rest of us Asian descent into the party, including me.

It's not easy for Asian dudes that are so hurt and discouraged from all this nonsense. I feel for ya. No one wants to hear people explaining the reasoning behind why your Asian ethnicity is the source of why girls don't dig you and then go into finite detail about the roots of your culture cockblocking you forever.

Even though the world is slowly marinating in racism and pin-cushioned by stereotypes, the bottom line is...

It is not because you are Asian, my friend - but because you're just simply a bitch. Good luck with your endeavors. :)

Please, do not take my bad advice! I am not an expert on dating. I just had to say what had to be said whether it makes me look like a tool or not.

Do not take this video too seriously! Its a big joke that counters another big joke.

I apologize if you took great offense to this video, but I did warn you, bitches. **Hugs**

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 1, 2008 at 2:15 am
Author: Shyenzo

Length: 00:07:35
Rating: 4.60
Views: 39136

Tags: Asian Boys Men Guys Can't Can not get white girls women pussy little bitches sex head Nickomatic Nick Matic

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
dchyang (December 2, 2008 at 7:53 pm)
...final... Not all girls are like that. It really depends on the girl weather she's white, black, asian, Latino, indian, etc. It really depends on who you meet.

Oh, one big thing... it also depends on where you live. If diversity isn't all that big in your town or city, I suggest when you're old enough to go to collage, move out... quick.!
dchyang (December 2, 2008 at 7:49 pm)
...Here's the down side. She might say no because of many reasons. Corpriate America has... well, made us look not all that good or impresive. So..
1. She may just not be interested
2. She's a Racist and don't like you because your asian
3. She's afraid of what her freinds might think
4. She's REALLY afraid of what "DADY" might say.. or do
5. Finally, She may be just a whore who's looking for a bigger DICK. Who knows.
dchyang (December 2, 2008 at 7:34 pm)
Actually guys, I've been out with plenty of white girls when I was younger and... well, sometimes if you really want somone... you just gotta go for it. Hang out with them, get to know them, and have fun. THat's all. You're young, you got a long time before finding that someone you want to be with for the rest of your life. So, from experience, just go for it. She might just say yes.

Now this is the up side.....
koreanitalian2 (December 2, 2008 at 7:10 pm)
that bitch is fuckin fly... (did that work? i said "bitch" then "fly" so it's like being an asshole and then giving a compliment. i get this!)
cyndicececarl (November 29, 2008 at 1:22 pm)
I love it!!!! Thank you Shyenzo for posting this video.
crystaal20 (November 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm)
lol every asian guy shud watch this
Jinkzy123 (November 22, 2008 at 9:48 pm)
he's funny... he have a point...
edwinlin (November 21, 2008 at 4:11 pm)
yeah, what she said
n3rdbear (November 20, 2008 at 11:40 pm)
Damn dude, I'm not much into brunette chicks but Mandy-O-Matic is fuckin hot.
LittleMissBrandi (November 20, 2008 at 10:35 pm)
I looove asian men! :)