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Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
music and lyrics by bo burnham

hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
she is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
that Santa's only s'pose to come once year
Now i buy whores
Rock n roll
and i stuff their stockings
with my north pole

I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
and a beautiful wife
and a pot full of gold
then my wife spent my riches all by herself
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf
now i drink all day
and a part of me dies
cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
by the rice krispie guys

Everyday i get up, and i get to work late,
my boss says "hey whatsup?"
i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit
the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat
"big pussy!" i cant argue with that
if another kid gives me frosted flakes
i swear on my life, ill eat his parents.

im the easter bunny hey im back
used to funny now im hooked on crack
heaps of heroine aint no joke
marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke
coooooke
drugs for life thats my plan
but now i have no attention sp.....


hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
i think they got herpes from some irish chick

santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
oh snap.....crackle and pop

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: May 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Author: boburnham

Length: 00:04:38
Rating: 4.90
Views: 2315478

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
Shackleb0lt (December 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm)
I laughed my ass out at the pube thing.
angiebaby1222 (December 3, 2008 at 1:12 pm)
hahahaha this is the best idea ever.. so creative! i love all your songs
928bro (December 3, 2008 at 12:54 pm)
hey bindleburn U can suck a dick fag u dont like bo FUCk OFF fucking ducebag
bindelbum (December 3, 2008 at 11:54 am)
you know who can eat a fat black dick?
thats right
YOU CAN
so fuck off
youre the cumstain on the face of society
fozzdogg90 (December 3, 2008 at 11:09 am)
congratulations on the pube dude great vid!
KGuitarH (December 3, 2008 at 10:13 am)
You're awesome xD
Just love this kind of humor^^
ShakingMadDavid37 (December 3, 2008 at 1:40 am)
Copy this message
1. Hold your breath now
2. Post this message in another video while holding your breath, if you make it, you're a great kisser
thewhitetiger360 (December 3, 2008 at 12:31 am)
oh snap, crackle and pop
nightcrawler195 (December 3, 2008 at 12:04 am)
Amazing. Love it.
rurounikenshin1313 (December 2, 2008 at 11:46 pm)
I love The Easter bunny :D