Metalcore Parody

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For those who are offended by this, go ahead and post so the rest of us can laugh. I could care less how great you think As I Lay Dying are, metalcore for the most part sucks. I will admit there are a few good metalcore bands but they are rare

Anywho, enjoy my shitty video


Lyrics:
This is all the new rage
to scream like a mongloid
and rip off riffs
from in flames and at the gates
no one will be the wiser
cuz they're checking out my hair
any my pants are so tight
my balls have no circulation

Chorus
Every song sounds the same
but the labels just don't care
just as long as these dumb ass kids
keep shelling out their money
real metal's not this whiny
or about the trendy haircuts
but teenage girls love this crap
is it any wonder we sold out

We're just scene kids
who like to make believe
If we went to a real metal show
we'd get out asses kicked instantly
Check this part out
we harmonized the riff
Just like Swedish metal
Only a million times more lame

Chorus
Every song sounds the same
but the labels just don't care
just as long as these dumb ass kids
keep shelling out their money
real metal's not this whiny
or about the trendy haircuts
but teenage girls love this crap
is it any wonder we sold out

Channel: Music
Uploaded: October 22, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Author: fartingpenguin

Length: 00:02:33
Rating: 3.77
Views: 27771

Tags: metalcore sucks killswitch engage as lay dying behemoth metallica mitchell henderson preston scene fags

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numbing numbered numerous Comments:
livefastsk8faster (November 20, 2008 at 7:39 pm)
green power ranger lol
LangostaProductions (November 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm)
quite possible the greatest and truest song ever made
dethflip23 (November 18, 2008 at 12:04 am)
Where's the breakdown?
XxFatalDeathxX (November 16, 2008 at 9:13 pm)
y did you put metallcia at the end?
they are definitely not metalcore
inbloom69 (November 15, 2008 at 11:08 pm)
metalcore jajajajaja

me cago hijos de perra

estos ctm hay que prevenirlos
sethecx (November 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm)
i didnt know this genre was popular.. i agree that selling out, stupid haircuts and sounding the same in all songs sucks.. but ive heard some metalcore that is good.. i like desperate times by killswitch engage.. (even though i dont know what the lyrics are) (english aint my 1st lingo) btw.. after checking out more metalcore i can see that many look so emo.. naasty :(
comcastic45 (November 14, 2008 at 10:41 pm)
as i lay dying, is not that bad.. jeeze lol.. but yeah BTBAM rapes.
griffin623 (November 13, 2008 at 10:08 pm)
seriously...the hot scene chicks that pop up at the teenage grls part...i'd shag all of them lol i love being 16:) i also love metalcore:D
poopoopeepee7 (November 13, 2008 at 9:07 pm)
metalcore is a fad... it will pass aswell as the insecure little scene kids, its all an image no real music the real metal people will just have to wait it out, bye the time this is over real metal will flourish.
luvfenderstrat94 (November 11, 2008 at 12:01 am)
sounds like an AILD song...lol